Calling for Submissions (and Patience)

It has been a busy time for all, and that is also true of myself. There has been a lot going on (all of it blog-worthy, of course), and not enough time to sit down and write about it. I am naturally assuming that all of you have nothing better to do than sit forlornly in front of your computers and wonder to yourself, "Where the heck are the posts about those delightful Irascible Ryans? Those things are more addictive than drugs, but without all the nasty side-effects. In fact, I've found when I read them, my life is always enhanced exponentially. Conversely, when there are none to read, I wonder if life is even worth living." No doubt, I've now just blown you away by my ability to read your exact thoughts. Don't you worry, I really am just a mortal.

But even now, I don't have much time, and I cannot delve into recent items of interest because first I have a little chore to complete (thank you very much, MaryAnn). I have been tagged. It has taken me a while to get to this because of my afore-mentioned busyness, but also because I'm a little stumped and need to request some outside assistance. I'm supposed to list 6 of my quirks. I've only got ideas for two. I think this is because I obviously lack the proper perspective. I think everything I do is completely rational, and does not qualify as a quirk. So since I know you are all just dying to sit down and talk about me, I thought you might help me out by sending some questions my way that begin thusly:

"Why, in the name of all that is good and sane, do you __________?" (fill in the blank)

I think this could be a beautiful opportunity for self-discovery (for me) that will result, for the enjoyment of all (especially me), in more discussion, by ME, about MYSELF. Excuse ME a moment while I try to think of a way to fit one more "ME", "MYSELF," or "I" into this paragraph. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!

There . . . that should do it.

I do have other things to blog about such as Rheanna's Choral Festival and her school play, both of which occured this last week (I've got some good video to share). Tim's birthday, which resulted in the purchase of his first new big-boy suit. Meriel's new tantrum tactic which is causing me public embarrassment. Keller's last soccer game--could it be his last game ever? Stay tuned to find out! And Ian's general goofiness--nothing of note is coming to mind right now, but I just know he's gonna do something soon, and it's gonna be GOOD.

I can at least post about Mitchell. He has been standing for almost a month and has recently taken a few steps here and there. He might also be getting some teeth.

And in case you read my last post, and were just on the edge of your seat about the fate of my wedding rings, I am happy to report that we can slay the fatted calf! The lost rings have returned, and are back where they belong, on my finger. Ian found them under Keller's mattress. Go figure.

No actually, don't waste your mental energy on that. Send me some character-thrashing questions! And have patience while I attempt to catch all interested parties up on the fun happenings in our lives.